FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...

 

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...


A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and 
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how 
to get it started."

 

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The  blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

 

Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.

She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread 
all over the table.

 

 

He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, 
then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger."

 

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have 
a nice  cup of hot chocolate and then............", he  sighed,......................

Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."

 

People who do lots of work...

People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes

People who do less work... make less mistakes

People who do no work... make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes... gets promoted

That's why I spend most of my time sending e-mails & playing games at work I need a promotion.