FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started."
A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread
all over the table.
He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box,
then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger."
then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger."
He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have
a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,......................
a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,......................
Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
5 Comments:
I use to tell that joke, but had forgotten it.
Thanks for the reminder....
Funny.. funny...funny.!!
By Anonymous, at May 11, 2006 5:37 PM
love it!
By Swinging Sammy, at May 11, 2006 7:26 PM
FOTFL! I have heard this many times and it never gets old! B4T
By Doug E. Pudge, at May 12, 2006 6:45 AM
hah hah you got spammed
By Swinging Sammy, at May 12, 2006 11:12 PM
awww, you took it away...
By Swinging Sammy, at May 14, 2006 12:31 PM
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