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Saturday, April 15, 2006

"DO NOT OPEN IT!"

If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service,"DO NOT OPEN IT!

This group operates a scam around this time every year. Their letter claims that you owe them money, which they will take and use to pay for the operation of essential functions of the United States government. This is untrue!

The money the IRS collects is used to fund various inefficient and pointless social engineering projects and favorite pork-barrel projects like studying sneezing and the swimming habits of insects..

This organization has ties to another shady outfit called the Social Security Administration, who claim to take money from your regular paychecks and save it for your retirement. In truth, the SSA uses the money to pay for the same misguided make-work projects the IRS helps mastermind.

These scam artists have bilked honest, hard working Americans out of billions of dollars. Don't be among them!

Simply send that letter back marked, "Return to Sender". If they inquire by phone, please don't use my name; I'm shy and modest about receiving the credit.

What is Love?

Love was hanging on a tree between Heaven and Hell, for you and me.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Click on Happy Easter

Happy Easter

Thursday, April 13, 2006

"God, Our Father"

A young boy burst into the great throne chambers of a medieval king. The boy was skipping and singing as children do. He was completely oblivious to the regal sobriety of his surroundings. Suddenly, he was intercepted by an armored solider.

"Have you no respect, lad?" hissed the soldier. "Don't you know that the man on the throne is your king?"

The boy wriggled out of the soldier's grasp. Dancing away, he laughed and said, "He is your king but he is my father!" And the boy bounced up to the throne and leaped into the king's lap.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Obituary

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Turning stress into joy.

In the morning I am busy as soon as my feet hit the floor. Well this morning, Dean was spending to long in the shower and I needed to shave before I left for work. After Dean got out of the bathroom I lectured him about being more time conscience and allowing others to have a chance to get ready. I mentioned that I needed to shave and he told me that he also needed to shave (shave what I thought) laughing as he did. At 14 he does not need to shave, but I couldn't resist being humorous. I said all you need to do is pour milk on your face and let the cat lick it off. We all had a great laugh. The mornings are very stressful, but this morning stress turned to joy. Have you had stress lately, turn it to joy.

\o/ Praises