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Yes, it comes after the third of July!

 

1, Just one!

 

12, all of them!

 

6, three per side!

 

No - because he is dead!

 

70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)

 

2, you took them, remember?

 

60. Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

 

9 (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?)

 

Zero ... it wasn't Moses ... it was Noah

 

 

Meat, a butcher weighs meat!

 

12. There are 12-2cent stamps in a dozen!

 

The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried!

Three coins. One is a quarter, the other is a quarter and also a nickel.